Take two pounds of 96% lean chuck
One tablespoon of cream
Two cups of onion soup
350 degrees
Make a loaf hole
You gotta furrow into the loaf
You put the pickle in there,
You put the pickle in there

I see you watching from the corner, baby
That's right, I know you like what you see
How do you feel about earmuffs, baby?
Would you like to try on my thighs for size?
Say the word, I'm yours

I was sittin' tight and combing my hair
A beautiful spray bottle
is what I'm looking for
Let me try those thighs for size
They're the right size in the night time
Sweet lips slide, honey hips ride

I'm hot and ready for your manhood, baby
I need a tillin', you'd better plow my field
I'm bendy like Mary Lou Retton, baby
Can I take a ride on your pommel horse?

[ with those hungry eyes and jar full o' pee, I can tell by your mind you're gonna rape me. You're something special, that's plain to see, but with me balls in me hand, I fear I must flee ]

Let your fingers do the walking
Would you like to try on my thighs for size?
I like your trembling manhood
Put it in the oven, baby
You know I'm bendy like Mary Lou Retton, baby
Put it in the oven, baby
Real nice and hard, and glistening
Put it in there
That's right, that's how I like it baby
Lovin' in the oven, in the loaf-hole of love