Funny to watch you stressing the bills
By demanding more money I'll add to your ills
I complain of exclusion when we go out
Loud proclamations of how you're a lout
You're boring, you're stupid, you're mean and a canker
Sell all your treasures and call you a wanker
Sick of your presence under my feet
Give me your money now out on the street

I wanna get pissed
Throw up on me shoes
Whizz in me booze
Hit by a wall and fall down

Tragically hopeless and wasted today
Creeping and lurking like dirty old strays
Slurping and sloppy like Father O'Shea
We're drinking our troubles away - hooray!

I wanna get pissed
Drive real fast
For as long as it last
Hit by a wall and fall down

Tragically hopeless and wasted today
Creeping and lurking like dirty old strays
Slurping and sloppy like Father O'Shea
We're drinking our troubles away - hooray!

No phone, no wallet, no coat, no shoes
Into the outside feeling the blues
Happy you're gone, but freaking on bills
The newspaper said I OD'd on red pills

What made you want to live this way
You give and you love, I push and I shove
Day after day after day after day after day after fucking day

Tragically hopeless and wasted today
Creeping and lurking like dirty old strays
Slurping and sloppy like Father O'Shea
We're drinking our troubles away - hooray!

I wanna get pissed
Out pickin' a fight
E.R. 'fore light
Hit by a wall and fall down

Tragically hopeless and wasted today
Creeping and lurking like dirty old strays
Slurping and sloppy like Father O'Shea
We're drinking our troubles away - shazoo!

I wanna get pissed
End all the fun
Pay for what's done
Hit by a wall and fall down

Tragically hopeless and wasted today
Creeping and lurking like dirty old strays
Slurping and sloppy like Father O'Shea
They're coming to take me away - ha ha!