blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ha ho
it's such a sad tale
little johnny and his horrible life
and how he had to live in a trailer
his momma used to beat him
with a shovel in the trailer
it was bad it was really bad
and now he's playing guitar
and having fun with the boys

bob's in the front room sucking on crack
johnny's in the back room hooked on smack
go johnny stupid fucking johnny
bob's in the front room sucking on crack
johnny's in the back O.D.'d on smack
hurray fucking johnny
candy's out looking for someone to own
lots of money and listen to her moan
like johnny stupid fucking johnny

oh johnny oh johnny oh johnny the ambulance says
oh johnny oh johnny oh johnny and they're taking him away

little johnny's out, having lots of fun
he's not dead but he might as well be
cause he's a stupid fucking cunt
the only thing worse than his guitar playing
is his fucking singing give me a fucking break

oh johnny oh johnny oh johnny
would you shut the fuck up now oh johnny
oh johnny oh johnny oh johnny the ambulance says
oh johnny oh johnny oh johnny and they're taking him away

find some cunt in the Hecht company
shouldn't have been on his knees
looking for some money hahahahaha
stupid fucking johnny
on his knees

johnny's in the back room O.D.-ing
oh god somebody call the paramedics
he's really fucking blue
he's in the toilet and nobody's flushed